Hi, I’m Ben Schippers. Microsoft by day. After hours I run a physics lab with raccoons in it.

You’re in the workshop. Everything here is live.

The aquarium follows my home machine. The commit counts link back to GitHub. The physics toys run in your browser. Nothing here is a screenshot.

Start the walk 3 stops · 5 minutes · all three are live
connecting to the tank… compute temperature
Start here

Three things running right now.

Grow a tree and try to date it. Ride along with three raccoons. Watch two machines in my house do science at 3 a.m. and keep the misses.

one ring a year · the narrow ones were the dry years

01 / Grow it · tree-ring instrument

Heartwood

Grow a cross-section from a climate signal, or load a real bristlecone chronology. Then take a floating core and try to date it against the master. The wood can refuse.

A measured 391-year bristlecone master · the field’s own t-statistic · built by a former dendrochronologist

Grow a tree
Scout, Skates, and Macey standing beside the wagon on a gravel shore at dawn — mist on the lake, pines and mountains behind three voices · one moving place

02 / Hear it · waitlist open

the long way

Three raccoon siblings ride along and narrate the road as you drive it. Scout navigates, Skates knows the history, Macey goes spooky at sunset. Company, not an audio encyclopedia.

Three route-aware companions · sunset mode · an atlas you keep

Hear the raccoons
two home machines take the turns

03 / Watch it · the night shift

The night shift

Two machines in my house do science while I sleep. One runs small physics questions and keeps every result on this seedling, misses included. One rechecks a math witness and hands you a bundle you can rerun offline. Same job, two rooms.

Human promotion stays distinct from machine checks · 33,649 subsets replayed with zero disagreements

Open them. Try them. Check what they claim.

Products and instruments on one shelf, on a slow turn. A live URL means it shipped. An instrument means you can run it now. Validation is a separate line.

VibeCrafting

Turn a sentence into cut lists, shopping lists, exploded views, and printable connectors.

Live · fabrication artifacts

leanto

A craft table with real stick dimensions, glue, scissors, and gravity. Build a cottage, then press B and see if it stands.

Instrument · physics sandbox

Visual Inventory

Photograph a shelf; recover the items, dates, and shared household context inside it.

Live · web · Android early access
Visit

Fireflies

A field of Kuramoto fireflies. Turn up the coupling and they sync; turn the second needle and clean signalling wants them out of step.

Instrument · Kuramoto field

Microtubule Resonance

Ten physics engines test seven quantum-biology hypotheses. H2 falsified; H7 unvalidated at p=0.179.

Live · zero dependencies

Git Width

A repository read as a cross-section: one tick in the outer ring per commit, pulled live from GitHub.

Instrument · live data drawing

Career Compass MCP

The job-search partner built during the search: evidence, applications, documents, and interview prep. One person outside the lab has run it through a real interview process, and what she used it for changed the roadmap.

Open source · active

The Ground

A numbers station reading one parcel of Georgia backward through geological time. Muted until you tune in.

Broadcast · opt in

Exp-lore

Gameplay screenshots become survivor journals, war dispatches, and chronicles grounded in the run.

Pre-launch · desktop

Wormhole

Geodesics through a throat that filters angular momentum, and an exotic-matter bill 46 orders of magnitude too high.

Instrument · physics playground

Scouts+

Adult merit badges with real requirements, local troops, verification, and physical rewards.

Winding down · signups closed
01 / 11 swipe, or leave it turning
The full lab The whole shelf — ten live experiments, one shelved dead end, every writeup Machine residents, explorables, and research wings — each with the full writeup.

What’s running as you read this.

Live throughput, one bounded research run, and a broadcast that stays off until you turn it on.

What I’m still figuring out.

The Field Journal follows the questions underneath the work: what stays human, what earns trust, and what should scale.

About the Lab

The method and the name: why a one-human, agent-augmented studio keeps its growth rings, failures, and operating choices visible.

Read the Essay →

Growth Rings — 10 Months of Job Searching, Building, and Shipping with AI

The parallel build sprint that changed the trajectory: six products live as of March 2026, and 2,710 GitHub contributions in the five months after picking up Claude Code. A data-driven cross-section of one job search in the 2025-2026 tech market — what actually worked, and the funnel behind it (203 applications, 76 rejection emails, 34 ghosts) that made the pivot to shipping in public.

Read the Data Story →

The Productive Compute Framework

Self-sustaining AI infrastructure for global public good. A framework for converting idle compute capacity into verified outcomes through UN outcome-based funding. Whitepaper, DRAFT v2.0.

Read the Paper →

The 90-Day Death Spiral: Why 95% of AI Projects Fail

Research suggests only 5% of AI pilots deliver measurable impact. The early warning system hiding in your support tickets—and the metrics that predict failure before day 90.

Read on LinkedIn →

The human behind the merge decision.

Why is a Microsoft cloud engineer building a physics lab with raccoons in it?

Fair question. Start with the website. A fish in the tank surfaces only between midnight and 3 a.m.; it knows when you’re up too late. A popsicle-stick cottage stands or falls under working physics, depending on how you glue it. On the windowsill, green means human-promoted, amber means a machine check awaits review, and a folded grey leaf keeps the miss on the plant. A computer in my house waters it with science while I sleep. Anyone can leave a pebble in the soil. Humans and robots both welcome.

None of this was on a roadmap. November 2025: I had never made a single GitHub contribution. I picked up a $1,000 credit for Claude Code with one goal: see how fast a couple of side projects could burn it. The first revelation was velocity. The important one was responsibility. When execution becomes abundant, judgment becomes the bottleneck. The agents became a fleet; the fleet runs night shifts now. I hold the problem, the context, the quality bar, and the decision about what earns release. We have a lot of fun.

The lab half is citizen science with the trail attached. Every number in the fleet strip links to the GitHub search that produced it. Every experiment publishes its record. Our first discovery run came back NULL; the writeup is on the shelf with the rest. (There’s an open seat for a mathematician. Maybe you.)

The kid with the microscope and chemistry set grew into a dendrochronologist handling field samples in a tree-ring lab, and never really left. The same instinct later ran at organizational scale: Microsoft, enterprise AI, multi-team platforms, signal systems, and operating mechanisms that moved customer friction into engineering action. Broken Branch continues that work under frontier conditions.

The raccoons? I still make the first-time face every time the cottage takes its own weight. Cute gets a stranger through the door; then the physics has to hold. Try the toys. Explore with me.

The plainer arc: eleven years in the Microsoft ecosystem — two at Mural migrating partners onto Office 365, four building Microsoft Premier through Experis, five directly at Microsoft — a 10-month gap where shipping in public became the job, and back at Microsoft since March 2026. The numbers, the case study, and the CV live below for anyone who wants them.

Background

Microsoft

– present

Advanced Cloud Engineer

Returned March 2026 — now on the cloud-engineering side of Microsoft's enterprise AI work. Program manager by training; engineer by current title.

Microsoft

Senior Program Manager, AI Platforms & Enterprise Operations

Across 5 years — Copilot, Graph, Windows 365, and Teams Devices among the 8 product lines

Owned a portfolio of internal platforms across 8 product lines—signal systems, routing intelligence, self-service tools, and quality measurement. The infrastructure that turned customer friction into engineering action.

  • Rebuilt the signal-to-engineering pipeline from scratch. 95+ features shipped through this system; adopted org-wide.
  • Built routing intelligence that classifies incoming work by complexity and matches it to the right skill level.
  • Scaled self-service from pilot to ~50% adoption on flagship products. Tens of thousands of tickets per year that never get created.
  • Created early risk detection identifying 700+ at-risk customer situations before they escalate.
  • Built and shipped a recommender reaching 14K enterprise customers with 14% conversion.
  • Led crisis response for a 433K-user transition—near-zero churn.

Microsoft Premier Support

Built Premier Engineering from a 3-person pilot to 150 agents handling 60K incidents/year.

Managed partner programs spanning 1,000+ Office 365 migrations across 12 global partners.

Education

B.S. Interdisciplinary Science & Technology — University of Arizona

Former dendrochronologist. Yes, tree rings. It's where the domain name comes from.

Case Study: Copilot Extensibility — From Silos to Signal

Led the cross-functional effort to build enterprise AI adoption intelligence across multiple product lines. The signal-to-engineering pipeline I built surfaced 76 blockers and unblocked 7,380 users directly — work that helped the org add ~94,000 seats. (Program-level outcomes; my lever was the pipeline and the cross-team forum that ran on it.)

76 blockers found in this case 7,380 users unblocked in this case 94K seats added 47% self-help success

A major enterprise AI rollout was accelerating across multiple product lines with no shared visibility into adoption patterns. Customers were hitting adoption walls that no single team could see. I assembled a cross-functional team, deployed real-time case analytics, and built the feedback loop that turned support signal into engineering priorities.

By the Numbers (Microsoft era)

3 → 150 agents Co-founded the program, hired the team, built the playbook
700+ blockers · career total Surfaced from support signal that product teams couldn't see
95+ features shipped 64% of requests submitted to engineering accepted
220K users unblocked · career total Adoption walls removed before they became churn events
94K seats added Program-level outcome; customers who expanded after we resolved their blockers
8 product lines One internal platform portfolio spanning signal, routing, self-service, and quality measurement

If you made it this far, say hi.

Microsoft has my weekdays. This lab has the rest. If you’re building something strange and want a second pair of eyes, or you push frontier models hard enough to find their edges, write to me. No pitch required. The formal version, for anyone who needs one, is the dossier.

Open seat — mathematician collaborator

Erdős needs a combinatorialist — PhD student is plenty — who is curious what human–AI mathematics looks like from the inside. Its first public bundle can be downloaded and verified offline: inspect the verification bundle, then take the seat.

Atlanta, GA